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Posessing an offensive face

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  1. saint-jenny

    saint-jenny Active Member

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    A bit of fun and possibly a thread that guys won't want to be involved in - but it crossed my mind in replying in another thread that if "posessing an offensive" face was enshrined in the rules of the game and offenders were prevented from playing....which participants of the noble game would never again cross the white line onto the field of play?

    Ladies (and gentlemen) of the jury, I offer the name of Wayne Rooney - a man so ugly that even hair transplants run for cover to get away from his face.

    Who else?
     
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  2. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    <laugh>Keep it clean girls please..................
     
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    I'll get Ribery out of the way.
     
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    When Keegan took over at Newcastle he told the players that he was going to get some new faces in. Peter Beardsley then asked for one......
     
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    luka modric
     
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  7. saint-jenny

    saint-jenny Active Member

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    lol - briliiant!!

    Peter Beardsley, the only man who was more ugly when he put his teeth IN. ...he could play a bit though couldn't he?
     
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    He was different gravy. Shame he wore the wrong colour stripes.
     
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  9. West Kent Saint

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    Ian Dowie.
     
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    Dirk Kuyt and Ronaldinho
     
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    Luke Chadwick. It was a cruel twist of fate that he emerged (possibly from a cocoon) during the spice boy bollocks era of football with the likes of Beckham, gigs etc.
     
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  14. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    The sainted Bobby Stokes wasn't much to write home about in the facial department as I remember.
     
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    I am beginning to think a team of uglies would be quite a team.

    ....but then I remembered it's already been done and it's called Man Utd ;)
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Le Tiss was no oil painting..unless you include Picasso.
     
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    That's a fair point.
     
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