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  1. FosseFilberto

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    The village fete had a grow your own vegetable competition, I entered a marrow. I've been barred from all future events and charges are pending.
     
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    Was it for false labelling of a cornichon ?
     
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    I entered the young musician of the year … my case is up next Thursday
     
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    No but they were in a right pickle.
     
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    Suzy gave birth to Triplets.
    Named them Matt, Pat & Tat.
    She fed Mat from her Right breast & Pat from her Left breast.
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    Moral: Sometimes there's no TIT FOR TAT...
     
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    I went to the Bakers and pointed to a cake in the display cabinet and asked how much it was, the lady said £1. I pointed to another cake and asked how much it was and she said £1. I pointed to a third cake and asked how much it was and she said £5. I asked her why the others were a pound but this one was a fiver and she said it was Madeira cake.
     
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    On Tuesday night Will Sutton scored against Sutton.

    I wonder if that's ever happened before?

    Did James Chester ever score against Chester?

    Did Dwight Yorke score against York?

    Did Stefan Kuntz ever score against Celtic?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 29, 2025
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