1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

DIY ****ers

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 27, 2020.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,518
    Likes Received:
    83,181
    I just ejaculate on her face or tits these days tbh

    And trust me the screw is a top tip
     
    #1301
    Schlem Boogerman likes this.
  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    12,124
    Likes Received:
    12,629
    Can anyone have a go?
     
    #1302
    Sucky likes this.
  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,518
    Likes Received:
    83,181
    Dont think you can jizz that far tbh bruv but have a go for sure
     
    #1303
  4. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,660
    Likes Received:
    22,030
    Bet he could pick her nose from where he is though <laugh>
     
    #1304
    Sucky likes this.
  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,518
    Likes Received:
    83,181
    Yeh if he had fingers
     
    #1305
    Magdad likes this.
  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    12,124
    Likes Received:
    12,629
    IMG_20241215_132657_copy_2032x1524.jpg IMG_20241215_132832_copy_2032x1524.jpg IMG_20241215_132711_copy_2032x1524.jpg Built a sleeper seat along my local riverside walk 9 years ago with tree trunks for legs.
    They've finally rotted through.
    Decided to replace the legs with 5mm thick steel pipe. Won't need doing again.
     
    #1306
    Peej, Spurlock, FosseFilberto and 5 others like this.
  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2011
    Messages:
    72,979
    Likes Received:
    38,777
    #1307
  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,363
    Likes Received:
    71,604
    Putting in a new bathroom.

    This is the horrible messy ripping it out part. ****in manky

    IMG_0029.jpeg
     
    #1308
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,019
    Likes Received:
    67,458
    That is a ****ing mess tbf.

    Started power washing the patio slabs yesterday. It's going to be summer in a couple of weeks before winter starts again in July so gotta be ready.
     
    #1309
  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,240
    Likes Received:
    27,000

    I was looking at the gardens yesterday.

    It all looks a bit daunting tbh, I've a load of work to do and need to start getting on with it.
     
    #1310
    luvgonzo likes this.

  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,019
    Likes Received:
    67,458
    Might see if I can improve on 1 BBQ this year.
     
    #1311
  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,240
    Likes Received:
    27,000

    Got a big gas one we used at work last year, I need to get that home.

    So it can sit in the garden unused.
     
    #1312
    luvgonzo likes this.
  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,518
    Likes Received:
    83,181
    Got a Weber gas one

    **** tbh you can’t beat a proper coal one
     
    #1313
  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,019
    Likes Received:
    67,458
    I got a Webber kettle one. Need some good wood in stock though.
     
    #1314
  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    103,518
    Likes Received:
    83,181
    They say you can use these wood chippings on the gas ones but they’re ****e tbh
     
    #1315
    luvgonzo likes this.
  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    39,240
    Likes Received:
    27,000
    I've got one of those too.

    Not that I'd **** around with wood, barbecue bricketts and some lighter fuel will do.

    I think I used it twice last year. Fairly sure the gas one will gather dust.
     
    #1316
    Sucky and luvgonzo like this.
  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,363
    Likes Received:
    71,604
    Yeah you can’t beat a proper charcoal bbq.

    We do this every night when we go camping up on Dartmoor. Cook up some food, then use the bbq to put some wood on for a fire.

    Sit round the fire drinking rum, munching shrooms, bunnin spliffs and chatting ****.

    Happy days :afro:
     
    #1317
  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,019
    Likes Received:
    67,458
    Just get some apple or cherry wood stick it at the bottom and light and usual it makes a big difference.
     
    #1318
    PINKIE likes this.
  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,019
    Likes Received:
    67,458
    I agree the chips only work if you're using the lid I wait until the food is almost done then soaked chips into the hot coals and lid on for a couple of minutes. Not as good as using wood at the bottom though.
     
    #1319
  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,363
    Likes Received:
    71,604
    I've got some piece of old oak barrel that I use in the bottom of the bbq
     
    #1320

Share This Page