I just ejaculate on her face or tits these days tbhCling film is your friend.
And trust me the screw is a top tip
I just ejaculate on her face or tits these days tbhCling film is your friend.
Can anyone have a go?I just ejaculate on her face or tits these days tbh
And trust me the screw is a top tip
Dont think you can jizz that far tbh bruv but have a go for sureCan anyone have a go?
Dont think you can jizz that far tbh bruv but have a go for sure

Yeh if he had fingersBet he could pick her nose from where he is though![]()
You must log in or register to see imagesYou must log in or register to see imagesYou must log in or register to see imagesBuilt a sleeper seat along my local riverside walk 9 years ago with tree trunks for legs.
They've finally rotted through.
Decided to replace the legs with 5mm thick steel pipe. Won't need doing again.

That is a ****ing mess tbf.Putting in a new bathroom.
This is the horrible messy ripping it out part. ****in manky
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That is a ****ing mess tbf.
Started power washing the patio slabs yesterday. It's going to be summer in a couple of weeks before winter starts again in July so gotta be ready.
Might see if I can improve on 1 BBQ this year.I was looking at the gardens yesterday.
It all looks a bit daunting tbh, I've a load of work to do and need to start getting on with it.
Might see if I can improve on 1 BBQ this year.
Got a Weber gas oneGot a big gas one we used at work last year, I need to get that home.
So it can sit in the garden unused.
I got a Webber kettle one. Need some good wood in stock though.Got a Weber gas one
**** tbh you can’t beat a proper coal one
They say you can use these wood chippings on the gas ones but they’re ****e tbhI got a Webber kettle one. Need some good wood in stock though.
I got a Webber kettle one. Need some good wood in stock though.
Got a Weber gas one
**** tbh you can’t beat a proper coal one

Just get some apple or cherry wood stick it at the bottom and light and usual it makes a big difference.I've got one of those too.
Not that I'd **** around with wood, barbecue bricketts and some lighter fuel will do.
I think I used it twice last year. Fairly sure the gas one will gather dust.
I agree the chips only work if you're using the lid I wait until the food is almost done then soaked chips into the hot coals and lid on for a couple of minutes. Not as good as using wood at the bottom though.They say you can use these wood chippings on the gas ones but they’re ****e tbh
Just get some apple or cherry wood stick it at the bottom and light and usual it makes a big difference.