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Colu Mike? FACT

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Is it only me that can see the comedic genius of this man?, maybe a few years back the bitterness and anger was genuine but he has evolved into a parody of himself and is vital to our future success..
    If you can`t sense the irony in Mikey`s posts then you need to understand the great man... I love you ColuMike7<ok>
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely! The man's a genius of the highest order! I'm almost scared to praise him too highly in case he means what he says, and so will be frightened off! If only Sid James were still alive, he'd be perfect to star in "Carry on Mikey!"

    :):):)
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Paolo of Essex RIP
     
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    royalbarclayfan Well-Known Member

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    Bless him, he´s still spouting his nonsense, but his FACT predictions are part of the reason we´re up here. <ok>
     
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  5. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    He's most likely an octopus then
     
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  6. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    err, have i missed something? i didn't think mikey has been on this forum for ages. more's the pity - could do with his wise words! FACT <laugh>
     
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  7. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    <laugh> ignore the above post!!

    HE'S BACK!! deary me, its taken him a while because he only shows up when we lose a match <doh>

    still, now he has stated as FACT that we will be relegated, i now have absolute confidence that we shall WIN the premier league this season...
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I don`t get it?
     
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  9. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    i'm guessing paul the octopus, star of the world cup, and i really do mean star. the football was ****e!!
     
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    canary_max Well-Known Member

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    there's only one grant holt, there's only one grant holt...

    wait, i can just see it on Saturday, a new chant -

    We fooking luv Col u Mike, we fooking luv Col u mike....!
     
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    Great to see John Ward taking his team back where they belong. <ok>
     
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  12. Northamptonncfc

    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    Mikey has managed to pluck up the courage to show his face again, since the Only Way Is Essex crowd is in with the type of people who shop at Iceland and buy Heat magazine, Essex is 'in' these days. Quite good to see him back I wonder if his still moonlighting as a football writer for the Daily Mirror.
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    It's better than 'mooning' in this weather!

    <laugh>
     
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  14. Northamptonncfc

    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Yes perfect weather for hoofing a football at anyone who moons.
     
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    I think it's fair to say that ColuMike is an absolute legend.
     
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  16. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member
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    It's true. So easy to get swept away on the current wave of euphoria, you know, a point at Anfield, hard fought games at Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge. Crucial points against Bolton, Sunderland and Swansea.

    We need someone to remain aloof and distanced from all this excitement and to keep our little budgie claws firmly on the perch. Mikeyboy, you are the proverbial diamond <ok>
     
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  17. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Diamond Geezer in fact......ESSEX!!! Get that XR3i polished up and the white socks and gold medallion out.
     
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  18. redruthyella

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    I would rather he ended up in Rettendon in a Range Rover actually.
     
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    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member
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    Harsh - but intensely amusing, Redruth <ok> I lived near Chelmsford at the time this 'incident' occurred. But, as they say, play with fire, risk getting your fingers burnt :police::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  20. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'gang bang!'
     
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