The Walking Dad (Skylarker)

19 subs and rising!

Doubled in a day - you bunch of legends

 

I've had to block your number mate.

And I've deleted all of those messages asking for bum sex

 

Why don't you just stop asking?

 

Sounds like something someone already having ample bum sex would say.

 

They were incoming messages.

I think Bod needs a new hobby.

 

I'm too big for your arse mate.

 

^^^^^
... 'cept this one ...

 

Im too distracted by your avatar.
Looks exactly like my dad did in the 80's lol

 

Lol, I think that was everybody's dad in the 80's

My old man used to chain smoke 20 Rothmans in the car when we were driving over to my Nans

He'd even have a ciggie in his mouth when he was shaving ffs

 

Of course they were.

 

I think i'll be having that tonight, or tomorrow, one or the other.

But am in Italy, not Poland. It's on the menu in a fair few places and the place were going to tonight looks decent.

Evening @Skylarker BTW.

 

Evening Chief. Hope you're keeping well mate.

 

Just booked Poland for Wednesday. £38 return... see what ****ery I can get up to on film.

 

Poland is wicked mate. Cheap as ****, especially out of the main cities. Where are you heading to ?

 

Out the main cities now

 

The gay ones ?

 

Is there any other kind
Ooh la la

 

Every day is a gay day when you're road trippin'

 

The Beatles renamed the song so not to offend.

 

I'm offended by the Beatles so that hasn't worked.