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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    36.8%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    21.1%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    26.3%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    42.1%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    15.8%
  6. We want Farage...

    10.5%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    21.1%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    26.3%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    42.1%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    63.2%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Keith Kellog has seriously ****ed his US envoy career by commenting that Zelensky in a 'courageous leader' ... Draft Dodging Donny is going to be incandescent with rage at that...
     
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  2. brb

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    Snap, crackle and pop.

    Soz, had a Fosse moment there. <laugh>
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not for the first time either. A cereal offender.
     
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  4. brb

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    I even beat BWood to the first joke, yes! :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not sure yours counts as a joke tbh. We’ve Alpened Pandora’s box now anyway so might as well do a few more.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    You aspired ... and you got there ... respect!
     
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  7. brb

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    So it seems like that Donald Duck has now offended Sinn Fein, quackers.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    They’ll be IRAte.
     
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  9. brb

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    very good <applause>
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    ‘Ira’ is Spanish for ‘anger’ which I used to enjoy in Spanish class.
     
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    Ah didn't know that, so learned something today and a very easy one to remember.

    I just checked Italian and it has use of the same word with a different article (le, la).
     
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    Yeah. It’s just ire, which no one really says.
     
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    Can't believe you need to ask why
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Anyone with an iPhone night wanna delete some pictures <laugh>
     
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    I’m going to gamble that the Indian crypto bro posing as a right wing Brit isn’t all that clued up on this. Even if this is correct it’s better than having an Android.
     
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    Can't see it being a prob mate unless someone has something extreme to hide. Can't see goverment bodies wanting to screen hundreds of pics from one person just taking loads of pics of their food like they do these days lol....would be a rather boring job. I'm sure they have enough other stuff to keep them busy.
     
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    It's not just your pics mate, (that alone is scary enough) it has full access to your icloud account.

    That basically your whole phone open to them to Snoop anytime they like.

    Having nothing to hide is a weird take for me tbh this is the government having full access to your phone basically.

    Proper 1984 ****
     
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    I’m with apple on this one. They’ve said that they’ll never build a back door into their encryption security, because it will inevitably fall into the wrong hands at some point.

    The UK govt need to understand that just because they want access, it opens up the potential of any competent hacker getting into peoples personal documents etc.

    so now as a result UK users don’t get encryption from apple.
     
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    Steve bannon at it now.

    IMG_9838.jpeg
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Unless they’re laughing at my Football Manager career or Pornhub searches I’m fine tbh.
     
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