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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    If you put out your left hand to shake my right hand you're basically dead to me.

    I dont care of you lost your right hand in ****ing accident go find one and come back and shake my hand like a proper geezer
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    The hand hug is very old school. Wouldn’t do it myself but think it’s ok for people of a certain age. Fosse to confirm.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    The helicopter idea only briefly got off the ground.
     
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  4. brb

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    Fosse STFU <laugh>
     
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    I probably just wouldn’t shake your hand tbh. Can’t imagine it’s been anywhere good.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Fosse grew up dothing caps
     
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  7. Dr Venkman

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    I stopped doing handshakes altogether some years ago.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    Dothing….
     
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    Karate bow only.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Titty flicks
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Yes I have - indeed had an Uncle who played in the same academy side as Duncan Edwards and Bobby Charlton ... but doesn't change my point ...

    Real Madrid are the most successful club in World football - they have also spent an absolute fortune to be it ...

    You and Liverpool (I haven't checked this) have likely set more 'British record' transfers per player position than any other club - but there's no correlation between spending and success ... <doh> - Cnile65 will no doubt confirm idc...

    Now back in your 'executive' box ...
     
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    Pretty sure Cubs and Scouts shake left handed, it could just be that. Just an every day Bear Grills trying to be friendly.
     
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  13. Dr Venkman

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    Similar, I like a nod.. a nod covers everything.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    I would t know about those things bro I've never been gay.

    Fosse knows he's probably been a scout ledeear at some point during the centuries
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Mate, my brother-in-laws handshake attempts to crush your bones - I'm lenient - but a guy with a handshake like a limp warm flannel ain't inspiring confidence that he can look after one of my princesses...<laugh>
     
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    The Covid elbow bumps were good.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    You should keep your fantasies a little more private, Sucksta <laugh>

    PS what's a ledeear? ..is it like lederhosen?
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    **** me - had forgotten about that <laugh>
     
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  19. Dr Venkman

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    Actually that should have continued, I've just had covid again. Still a bit ****ed 2 weeks later... No gym mate a complete disaster.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Consider it beneficial for the cut.
     
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  21. FosseFilberto

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    Is a gym mate like a **** buddy for blokes whose testicles have shrunk?
     
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