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Pandas

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Chancer, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Chancer

    Chancer Member

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    The Scottish government have now confirmed that there are now more pandas than good looking huns in Scotland....

    :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Haven't heard polis motors called pandas in years.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Remember when meat wagons were called Black Marias?
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    racist <grr>
     
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  5. BoleynAli

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    Many a time I was thrown in the back of one of those, given a good kicking then dumped back out on the streets.
    The good old days!!
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    What kind of person are you <yikes>
     
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  7. BoleynAli

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    I was a punk and the London Old Bill used to take great delight in picking us and black people off the streets.
    This was in the old days of SUS law.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Fair enough.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Same, when i moved up to tayside i found out they call stanks up here condies, **** knows what thats all about.
     
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  10. Deleted 1

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    Yep remember those days well. the not the nine o clock news Constable Savage sketch still makes me laugh as it wasn't far off the truth
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bring back the days when a beat copper could beat who he wanted to. Kept the scallywags in their place that did.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Just what the country needs, another pair of useless lazy bast*rds! Still, at least they won't be inflicting their offspring on the nation any time soon, the female (Hun Hun?) is only fertile 3 days a year so the male (Bru Bru?) will have to make do drinking Buckfast and watching Jeremy Kyle.

    They should fit right in though, the pair of them are both sporting the black eyes so popular north of the border.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "...on a charge of possession of curly black hair and thick lips...."
    "...walking around in a built up area wearing a loud shirt...."
    "...is Mr Kodogo a coloured gentleman Savage?....."
    "....I'm transferring you to the SPG...."
     
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