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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Diego

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    "Do you know anyone in Hamas?"

    <laugh> **** me
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    It was the hoakey coakey you missed her doing it with her left arm too
     
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  4. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  5. Ponders Revisited

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    Dear Yvette,

    I hope you are well and enjoying your new role.

    I have an idea for you. Basically, make use of the army. Get them building internment camps for illegal aliens. Barbed wire fencing, latrines, tents and soup kitchens are the way to go. A set-up such as this would save billions each year and still be more than the French offer as hospitality.

    Hotels are for (paying) holidaymakers.

    Regards,

    Alan Woodpole
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    And the remaining 11 in 12 are just as much ****ing criminal ****s.

    Just ****ing nuke the **** out of the ****ing ****hole Vlad, do the whole world a favour.
     
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  7. Toby

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    You need to stop watching GBeebies, it rots your brain.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Portsmouth Portsmouth rah rah rah!

    There used to be two guys at FP, that both looked like Wilf Lunn, complete with blazers, straw boaters, round glasses and thin twiddly moustaches and that was their cheer, throughout the game
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Do you think Yvette, Rachel, David et al will lead us into a golden age or a golden shower?
     
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  11. Diego

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  12. DMD

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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A lunatic in charge on that side of the Atlantic and a Lavvy Brush this side.

    Strange days indeed.
     
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  14. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  15. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    "in charge" :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    Hopefully when you guys vote for independence, the SNP will make it so attractive for immigrants that all of ours **** off up there. Then we rebuild the wall.
     
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  17. Toby

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    Compared to the previous lot? It's improving, albeit slowly.

    Compared to Nige and his merry bunch of racist grifters? Infinitely better.

    You can't expect the government to flip things in a few months. Everything was ****ed.
     
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  18. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    we have about 5 years to get off this island imo
     
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  19. Toby

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    ^^^^wants to be an immigrant
     
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  20. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    ive got nothing against immigration, when its controlled and the people are vetted and its restricted to a small percentage of population, if they are either bringing in money or skills

    im strongly against mass flooding countries with random rapist ******s tho, which is the brand of immigration we currently have
     
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