An invitation to rejoin ITTv

Conversations have taken place this afternoon via “backstage channels” to save ITTV.

I won’t name the Chief Negotiator on the other side, it would breach takeover confidentiality, but he was consuming an XL Doner during negotiations.

The new ITTV SMT is looking as follows:

Global Moderator @ElfsborgAddick

Under 21 Surpremo @Dick Plumb1

Stats King @lardiman

Head of Creative Content, anti SMT threads, and all round Hawtrey piss taking @Likey

We would also bolster their ranks with our other 6 much valued regulars.

 

It would increase their traffic.

Not sure how Ridiculous would take it

 

Ivor has indicated to me he is willing to hand things over, he has acknowledged that he's lost respect of the members after turning on Charlie.
He wants a reassurance that I'll not ban him from his own forum.

 

During sometimes emotional rescue negotiations this afternoon, Global said at one point:

“I need your help on 606. You guys are real Charlton fans, unlike me. My first love is Cardiff City, and I’m also in a fleeting relationship with Wrexham while they are doing well. You understand our fanbase, while I only understand how to sell out for a plate of prawn sandwiches”.

The Global Moderator became emotional at this point, but I think that was because Deliveroo had just delivered his lunch, and there were no chips with his XL Doner as requested.

 

He had said his flock were disappointed that a poisonous dwarf 6000 miles from London attends more games than him.

 

The post transfer window debacle is being dominated on ITtV by the 3 pro Methven posters -

Mundell
The Charles Hawtrey lookalike Seriously Boring

BB (doesn’t really count)

The forum would be so much better if the above three had to engage with fans who take a different view on their fav SMT.

 

I looked at that today and I couldn’t believe what I was reading.

 

ITTV is very, very unrepresentative of the wider fanbase because of these three posters.

BB / Ronnie Moore has been absolutely buried on CL for his WUM’ing in recent days, so he’s back on ITTV because he needs a platform for his cretinism.

As for Mundell & Seriously Boring, I see West Stand has tried using humour in a new thread, to try to engage with them.

Hawtrey has replied with his standard, dull humourless copy and paste job used every week on ITTV in the last 15 years. “Wait and see until blah blah” is so boring

 

Seriously Boring needs a new script writer. As soon as possible. He says the same things ad nauseoum.