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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Bodinki

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    ****ing dive of the season
     
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    There’s no disincentive for him to dive. Should be a three match ban.
     
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  3. brb

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    Ah I didn't see that bit lol
     
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  4. brb

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    Hand bags with the Manchester boys.
     
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    Pathetic from Walker.

    Twat.
     
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  7. Libby

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    Walker <laugh>

    Imagine how his 27 kids watching that must feel.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    24 of them don’t know he’s their dad so they aren’t arsed.
     
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    Half this match has just been waiting for free kicks after Diallo offsides.
     
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  10. Libby

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    Got a yank stream on and they've genuinely got the stoppage time sponsored by Lexus.

    "There will be four minutes of Lexus stoppage time"
     
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  11. Bodinki

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I know. I thought I misheard initially but then stoppage time appeared on the screen with a Lexus logo on it.

    World Cup is gonna be awful for it.
     
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    We just get Micah Richards kicking a ball against a car and some mongs singing “you hit the bar when you buy any car”.
     
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    No way is Onana making three saves!

    He might stand and watch three go past him though, was that not an option?
     
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    IMG_0168.jpeg

    Can confirm as I’ve got a five-fold relying on these last two games that United have a bit of a go but lose 2-0.
     
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    This game is there for United if they want it. City have nothing.
     
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  17. brb

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    Bored with this, neither team offering anything.
     
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  18. Chief

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    We don't have the confidence to take advantage.
    Leaving Garnacho out completely looking like a mistake, there's only Amad willing to take them on. Hojlund getting **** all from the left.

    I'd hook Dalot and put Antony at LWB, **** it. Dalot is ****e on the left.

    Or should I say, even more ****e then he is on the right.
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Man city pgmol favours again I see.

    How the fux that not a penalty.

    Bent af
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not Dalot of options.


    Yeah?
     
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