That tree is a gift from the King of Norway. London gets one every year, in gratitude for the country’s role in defeating the Nazis. You really are a deeply ignorant ****, falling for failed bot-tweet like that.
Everyone knows that ya dopey old racist bigot.

It doesn't come with lights though now does it? That's for the the dwarf to stump up for. You'll just be glad he didn't waste Londoners money on anything extravagant, so he has more left for divali and ramadan*.
*Is that one of keef's lovers?
