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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I once got so stoned I ate a giant airport duty free sized Toblerone in one sitting .

    Impossible to eat from the fridge
     
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  2. DMD

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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    and so say all of us:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music ave it slut
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

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    Do you still get Yorkies these days?

    Or are they deemed sexist?
     
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    400 MPs ... however gammons try to spin it ...
    1. an overwhelming majority of votes for one party or candidate in an election.
      "they won by a landslide"

    Landslide!!!!
     
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  7. Diego

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    Landslide

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  8. DMD

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    And the extreme left think Starmer and Lammy can handle him. <laugh>

     
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    It wasn’t an “overwhelming majority of votes”.
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    They won by default. Voters didn't turn up. About 1 million of their own voters (me included) from "the worst defeat in history" didn't turn up.

    Labour believes otherwise. They think they won the argument.

    This just leads to a return of (a) Boris imo.

    If we look at Trumps return it's the same set up.
     
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    Not so sure Johnson is the one, although people do seem to have short memories and might ignore the total ****ups and pisstakes from him.

    If the Tory’s want power they’d be better off trying to reinvent themselves with Farage the grifter at the helm. That is of course if Farage actually wants to lead and be held accountable, I strongly suspect he’s happy enough crying, bitching and of course grifting from the sidelines, he’d absolutely **** himself if he had to deliver anything he promises.
     
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    Things could be a lot worse, mate.

    Reform are closing the gap all the time. Musk is throwing his weight (money) behind Farage. They’re right up there with every chance now according to the bookies. I don’t believe they’ve got any chance but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

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    Labour are here for one term. That’s it.
     
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  13. Toby

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    Imagine being stupid enough to want this **** in charge ffs

     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ^^^ believes in the climate crisis and thinks cow farts are the problem.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The Tory party are dead , the last 20 plus years have been blatant lies about reducing the suicidal immigration self made problems that Blair & Brown started & every Tory leader that promised to reduce it.
    Boris imported about 6 million not including those that left .

    Both the Tory & Labour scum ****ed the country with the Covid bullshit.

    The pro immigration Nigerian diversity hire woman they installed , just like the Indian Billionaire spiv do not represent the British voters .

    Starmer openly hates the country it's citizens & serves his Globalist owners & is still clinging on to the 2016 woke Marxist bullshit that the rest of the World rejected .

    Farage isn't the solution it's just an illusion of choice but when the alternatives are Labour scum & Tory scum they will pick up votes .

    We will be in a recession in 5 years as Starmer takes a wrecking ball to the economy & it's citizens.

    The only way we can get back to anything resembling Britain is mass deportations & scrapping the suicidal net zero energy nonsense.
     
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    ^^^ Thinks about Fartrage and gets a semi
     
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    Well this is how much contempt he has for his supporters, he thinks he can convince them semi skimmed milk is left wing and an attack on their freedoms.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you think he may possibly be joking & doing a little comedy bit ?

    <laugh>


    Semi skimmed milk is for ***s like low fat yoghurt & Pepsi max.

    Full fat full sugar for the win .

    I use butter & avoid seed oils where possible.

    Goose or beef fat to roast potatoes etc.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Bill Gates is involved in the frankenfood agenda , with his bug paste , 3d printed lab grown meat & fartless cow pellets.

    Cows eat grass when you start ****ing with nature & feed them pellets made of animal bones including cows you end up with mad cow disease & other horrible ****.

    We have no idea what the anti fart cow pellets will do to the milk that we drink so just like the Gates vaccines he gets rich from experimenting on the human race .

    Lefties will be owning the right by glugging down bottles of semi skimmed anti fart ****er milk on TikTok next.
     
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