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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    A somewhat subtle hint...

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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Labour's "Landslide" was the 10th lowest count for a winning party since 1900 ( of 28 ) and in most of the elections it exceeded, fewer people were allowed to vote.

    Let's save "Landslide" from becoming meaningless
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

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    You're a bit like me I reckon: can't remember what soup you had for lunch but remember every advert from the 70s/80s.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    Someone should tell him "hitting hard" led to the deaths of 33 hostages and that may not count the ones the IDF shot while surrendering.
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    just what i wanted to hear and its easy to get them while they lounge in luxury in Dubia
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Yup <laugh>

    As you age your short term memory declines but my long term memory is excellent.

    Yup <laugh>

    As you age.....................fiddlesticks!!
     
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  7. DMD

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    It's an interesting one, because there's every chance they're already dead.

    I reckon there's a few over there thinking 'Oh ****'.
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    See what happens when you meddle in other countries politics, karma is a bitch
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

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    Just ate two bags of chocolate coins. Do I feel guilty? Not in the slightest. I spent a large chunk of the day delivering provender to animal sanctuaries, meaning I deserve a treat.

    Who else has scoffed some chocolate today? I need to know the details.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I had 3 refrigerated Mcvities Gold bars but they are tiny now , kind of like Caramac .

    Pretty good
     
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    Every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

    Fully costed my arse.

     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    Chocolate is strictly for wimmin, ****tahs, lezzers, trannies and *****s.
     
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    I had one Lindt and one Ritter from the cupboard where the missus has hidden them.
     
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  14. DMD

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    There's Fosses landslide again <laugh>
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    well I've eaten some like Mick Jagger did from Marianne Faithfull

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  17. Ponders Revisited

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    I do love a Caramac, especially chilled.

    The bars you get in a multipack are too tiddly. I normally eat two to make up for it. When it comes to chocolate I am a piglet.
     
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    You are a dirty whore is what you are
     
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    Guilty as charged.
     
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