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we played mk away and lost 4-3 but it could have been ten all great game but both defences were **** but the beer was good all day and night and that made up for losing.
 
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh*t and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!



So mines a pint.
 
I have made it to 6000 posts, Massive number, will be many more, just the post to earn the congratulations on how great it is.
 
HOADIE_BOI said:
Yeah that is ok, did someone complain or did you just think it was a waste of a thread. By the way why did you shut the scores thread, I am not worried, just wanna know.
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Ok, I will give you an honest answer to a fair enough question. You've done my head in today.

Of the 20 first page board threads, you were the discussion ender on 13, you also admit to achieving 6,000 posts today. Every time someone makes a contribution, you post an effortless response imo - I wished Mick would just do away with the scoring system.

Keep posting but just put a bit of thought behind it is all I ask, that score thread you created you posted on 10 times and no one even responded! The 6,000 post thread, well I've already answered that above.

Sorry mate but you did ask <ok>

Other posters might disagree with me but I am open to their opinions and if I am judged wrong, I will always put my hands up and respond accordingly.
 
brb said:
Ok, I will give you an honest answer to a fair enough question. You've done my head in today.

Of the 20 first page board threads, you were the discussion ender on 13, you also admit to achieving 6,000 posts today. Every time someone makes a contribution, you post an effortless response imo - I wished Mick would just do away with the scoring system.

Keep posting but just put a bit of thought behind it is all I ask, that score thread you created you posted on 10 times and no one even responded! The 6,000 post thread, well I've already answered that above.

Sorry mate but you did ask <ok>

Other posters might disagree with me but I am open to their opinions and if I am judged wrong, I will always put my hands up and respond accordingly.
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Yeah I do admit that some of my posts may not be the best, but I never post rubbish intentionally. I always do my best to reply to people so that is probably why I am the ender on most of them.
Also I normally post a bit more on Saturdays.
 
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