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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Archers Road

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    Assisted dying bill passed, any volunteers?
     
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  2. DMD

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    I'm always happy to volunteer. Do you have any specifics on how I can assist you?
     
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  3. DMD

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    After convicted fraudster Louise Haigh was derailed from her role, Heidi Alexander has now been appointed as the new Transport Secretary. Heidi’s CV doesn’t exactly fare well for the department…

    From 2019-2021, Alexander was the Deputy Mayor for Transport for London. In 2019, she candidly confessed, “I may not have qualifications in transport.” A frank admission given her track record in the role, in which she oversaw:

    • 28 strikes on TfL-run services.
    • Increased tube delays caused by faulty trains by a third in two years.
    • Increase in complaints about TfL by 77% over three years.
    • Increase of TfL fares costing passengers an extra £60 million in her final year.
    • Helped implement the much-hated ULEZ expansion.
    • The Crossrail project (Elizabeth line) which opened three and a half years late and more than £4 billion pounds over-budget.
    On the right track to deliver on transport across the country then…



    https://order-order.com/2024/11/29/heidi-alexanders-train-wreck-transport-career-in-full/
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    Amazing how the brainwashing propaganda machine gets this sort of **** posted in seconds, and mugs like you don’t fact check any of it.
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    Just hold these leads and get in the bath <ok>
     
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  6. DMD

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    No problem. My waders are well insulated. <ok>
     
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  7. DMD

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    You make the mistake of thinking others are as gullible as you clearly are. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

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    Get on now at 4-1 monster monster!
     
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  9. DMD

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    It's every ****ing thing they touch. <doh>

    'Fully costed' my arse.

    Rachel Reeves is causing consternation among government insiders for so far making “quite a few mistakes,” particularly in the Budget. Defra, for example, has briefed the BBC that it “believes it was not properly consulted” over the Farm Tax and has tried to alter it – only to be stonewalled by Reeves. The department has made pains to stress Steve Reed was told about the tax the night before it was announced…

    The multi-year spending review, which sets three years of day-to-day spending and five years of capital spending, has now been delayed from the spring to June. Ministers will scramble for longer to make the case for their departments.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politic...til-june-to-announce-whitehall-budget-details
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Labour scum out
     
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  11. DMD

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    If dishonesty from a decade or more ago is enough to resign for, surely lying and reneging on manifesto promises within months of being in office is worse?
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

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    Is it time for the Christmas thread?
     
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  13. DMD

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    Are these the 'far right thugs' that are on the rise keef mentions?

     
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  14. Willhoops

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    Na even saying Christmas offends loads of people.









    It doesn’t, and I don’t see why you are asking for approval, your a grown man with at least some of your marbles left, do as you see fit gramps.
     
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    Gramps indeed! I'm 46, you cheeky scamp.
     
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  16. Willhoops

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    My mistake, I didn’t look properly, and from the content I assumed it was an ER post.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> stop being silly...

     
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    Landslide!!!!
     
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  19. Ponders Revisited

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    In fairness, I am a grandad of two. But I'm no way as old as ER - he is a fossil. I like ER.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    He's just a couple of letters away from being a demi-god ... who knew?
     
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