I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for pounds. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the clerk, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat pound of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The clerk shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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Stevie Wonder walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
Liam Payne, One Direction, downwards. 
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Guy goes into doctors feeling awful
Doctor - I can find nothing wrong with you, In can only assume it's the drink
Patient - OK Doc, I'll come back when you're sober
Doctor - I can find nothing wrong with you, In can only assume it's the drink
Patient - OK Doc, I'll come back when you're sober
Philip Schofield just got back from the island.
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Superman's taking Lois Lane for a quick fly above the clouds.
LL: This is great, but how do you know where you are?
Sman: Easy, he says putting his hand into the clouds. We're over Paris.
LL: How do you know that?
Sman: I can feel the Eiffel Tower.
LL: Wow, amazing. And where are we now?
Sman: We're over Agra, because I can feel the Taj Mahal.
LL: Fantastic, and now?
Sman: Puts his hand into the clouds, We're over Liverpool.
LL: How can you be so precise?
Sman: 'Cos some ****'s just nicked me watch...
LL: This is great, but how do you know where you are?
Sman: Easy, he says putting his hand into the clouds. We're over Paris.
LL: How do you know that?
Sman: I can feel the Eiffel Tower.
LL: Wow, amazing. And where are we now?
Sman: We're over Agra, because I can feel the Taj Mahal.
LL: Fantastic, and now?
Sman: Puts his hand into the clouds, We're over Liverpool.
LL: How can you be so precise?
Sman: 'Cos some ****'s just nicked me watch...
Well that's the last time I go to a car boot sale in Ilford.
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Sorry but just NOWell that's the last time I go to a car boot sale in Ilford.
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I'll recover, and take heed of the thread titles, that is all.
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