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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    33.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    16.7%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    22.2%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    38.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.1%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.6%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    16.7%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    22.2%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    38.9%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    61.1%
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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If we stopped exporting so many weapons, we might stop importing so many brown people.

    Then we could spend the £75m on keeping a winter fuel allowance
     
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    A billionaire who helped kill UK growth by backing Brexit then moved his firm to Singapore, further damaging UK growth and purchased more than 30,000 acres of UK farmland to avoid inheritance tax which could have helped UK growth, desperately wants you to know how much he cares about UK growth.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    If that gimp who runs Spoons had backed Britain instead of putting his money into Brexit, then UK growth might have prevented him from having to write notes to customers that will likely result in them ****ing spoons off.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Does hoards or men coming illegally on boats every day count as importing though?

    Not in my book bro<laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Lol

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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Same difference

    So yes bro
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Lol

    Just nah
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Cause n effect innit.

    Just be grateful we don't have to pay a 20% import fee for each boat person like I had to on my 3 grand bike bro
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah we just have to pay for them in processing, benefits and housing, which is cool cos we have those things in abundance in the UK.
     
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    Yeah maybe we should collect the £119bn each year from the wealthy folk who hide it in the Cayman Islands.

    Oh and stop supplying weapons to madmen who want to bomb families while they sleep.

    Reckon that would be a good place to start
     
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    It's going well in Clacton then lol

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    Nigel Farage has also said he will not hold traditional face-to-face MP surgeries with his Clacton constituents over fears the locals will turn up armed with knives.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Or we could just save those weapons and send the navy to the coast and blow up Any small boats filled up with men.

    I mean that's what they're for no, the weapons and the navy?


    Like how many of those men would pay the 5k and abandon Thier wives and families to come here if they knew they'd be blown to peices .

    Not many is my guess
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Turns out I was wrong. It was 3 months and not 6 months.

     
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    Called it
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Okay Tommy <ok>
     
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    Was chatting with @Nilk about this this other day.

    Watch Trump claim he's been cheated out of victory and launch a tirade of legal challenges if he loses the US election.

    Already filed 130 lawsuits across swing states getting ready to make vexatious complaints about voter fraud, including one Sucky will like, that the Dems have allowed millions of migrants to enter the US so that they can vote for Harris (they can't because it takes years to gain US citizenship which allows you to vote)

    Trump has also spoken about 'his little secret' that he has with House Speaker, Republican Mike Johnson. Which is a ploy to try and create as many legal issues over the result that it goes back to Congress to decide, where with a majority of republican senators, Trump could force an election victory he didn't win.

    https://apnews.com/article/trump-cheating-fraud-lies-52832138394282b8a3355b45c0b913a9
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    * ftfy
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My name's not Tommy mate but back to the question... would you make the journey knowing the navy will blow you up?

    How many boat tickets you think you'd get rid of when at the end you get blown up?

    Not many is my guess<laugh>
     
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