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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I never said all. We need to root out the extremists, the criminals, the scroungers. You can usually spot the extremists as the men dress in white pajamas and the women wear headscarves. Ditto the scroungers. The criminals may not wear religious garb.

    If we did that, that would leave us with a population of working, moderate muslims.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Interesting. 19% believe Labour are "fit to govern". As high as that :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Would you swap a white English criminal for an Iranian deliveroo driver?
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

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    We have plenty of horrible white British people which we are stuck with, but we could at least control who gets to come here. Doctors, nurses, carers: yes. Deliveroo drivers, car washers, Turkish barbers: no. Undocumented economic migrants - definitely no.
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It's the horrible white British, as you call them, that don't want the delivery guys, car washers, etc; here.

    Which is odd, as they'd have to do those jobs themselves, which they won't.
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Equity release?
     
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    Actually there is a pub at the bottom of my road. I've not been inside one for years though.
     
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    Adds up to 137%. Crazed rightie maths.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its from a loser leftie site
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Catch A Thickie? ... they've had considerable success by the look of it <laugh>
     
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  13. Ponders Revisited

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    Just been listening to Eddie & the Planktons' hit album Do Chinese People Eat Cheese?

    Great stuff. Check it out on YouTube.
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You think we need car washers and Turkish barbers? They are just fronts for money laundering by drug and people smuggling gangs.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

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    Bloke down the pub said it?

    Must be true then.

    You are almost out of the chrysalis
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

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    Turkish barbers popping up all over the place, three new ones in my little town alone. What's going on?
     
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  18. Toby

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    ^^^jealous because he's bald
     
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  19. Toby

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    They're pretty ****ing good at cutting hair. There must be easier ways of laundering money.
     
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    My Turkish barber does a fabulous hot towel, wet shave as well as haircuts and if you go midweek you also get a black wax facial exfoliant ... extremely good value and you also get a gratis Turkish coffee which is as smooth as my jaw after the shave ...

    Do you perchance go for the rollers and blue rinse... like Wodger? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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