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  1. DMD

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    I'm trying to decide if there being no credible opposition right now makes it funnier or not.
     
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    Hi there pop-pickers, what are your favourite pop hits with one word replaced by “sausage”? Here’s a few for starters, or should that be the main course?
    Eye of the sausage
    The power of sausage
    Last sausage
    Sausage will tear us apart
    Sausage in a coma
     
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    Another one bites the sausage.
     
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    Neither am I really mate <laugh> - but couldn't stand the nepotistic, greedy, self-serving Tories ...

    ... but Starmer has managed to resolve the junior doctors and train drivers disputes, scrapped the absolutely barmy Rwanda nonsense ... and swiftly dealt with those racially motivated outbreaks of civil disorder ...
     
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    Ooh, I love these.

    House of the Rising Sausage
    Break on through (to the other sausage)
    Bohemian Sausages
     
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    Free sausages for all except 3rd and 4th born children
     
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    Smells like teen sausage.
     
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    I'm a curious little chap who leaves the weightier debates to the top dogs.
     
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    Night sausage to Cairo.
     
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    House of the Rising Sausage
     
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    The Beatles classic...All you need is sausage.
     
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    Hmm. How much are those pay rises going to cost us? I'm hearing major job losses in the NHS to pay the quacks. It's a real pickle, that's for sure.
     
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    Already done, squire.
     
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    Certainly not £37billion ...
     
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    Top 'Dog' Keir ...
     
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    Girls just wanna have sausage
     
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    When two sausages go to war.
     
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    Like a Rolling Sausage
    Papa's Got a Brand New Sausage
    Bittersweet Sausage
     
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    SOS ...age
     
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