British Politics spam thread

Finally a world leader that is shorter than the UK's "pint sized PM "

Take note "Ginger Minger".

 

Derp.

 

Well done Taylor!!

 

I may be slightly deranged in saying this, but I quite like Ed Davey. He seems pleasant enough.

 

Don't think I've ever defended the sentences for nonces on this site and I jump in front of bullets for Celtic Football Club

 

I didn't fancy a meal this evening, so I made do with vegetable soup and tiger bread. Twas enough for mine needs.

 

As long as you satisfied your husband after, no problems

 

No chance. He had oxtail. Yuck!

 

*oxcock

 

You will all be excited to learn that soon I'll be bringing back my much-loved thread My Ten Favourite GCers.

It's going to be something else, folks. Let's just say there will be a few surprises, a flow of tears and much joy.

 

I'm assuming I'll be No. 11

 

None of that is real. The lip syncing is laughably bad. People fall for that ****?

 

I don't think i'm The Secret Barrister on twitter. Do you?

 

Junior doctors dispute settled within the first 2 months of being in power ...

Landslide ...

 

You can rersolve any dispute within hours if you cave in to demands

£20bl black hole, take £3oo off pensioners so they freeze in winter. Give the unions whatever they ask because their poor workers are on peanuts (and they back us).

Two tier Keir

 

£37 bn Test & Trace... £800 mn Rwanda ... much better to 'cave in' to doctors who work ridiculous shifts methinks ...

Landslide...