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[Heavy Metal Toon]

 

[Vuckic's Faces]

Another pointless article

 

[Shola's Concrete Boots]

????????????????? Is that a question?

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

oh dear he found the greater than button

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

No I thinks its an opinion.

 

[Spiderman-Mask]

I can't fault the maths, but the motivation for such an article is beyond me

 

[steviemac14]

Rapists, terrorists, murderers, Mike Ashley, the man off the Go Compare adverts > RIP Barton's Tash

 

[Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat]

Just quit this forum please

 

[SirBR]

It's confirmed his Sky+ is broken and has nothing to Spank the Monkey over

 

[expat_mag]

Maybe this will entertain him...?

*EDIT* This is a link to a game...

 

[Son of a pitch]

262 mph with a laptop mouse

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

It's confirmed his Sky+ is broken and has nothing to Spank the Monkey over

He'll be on Youtube pulling himself to Toon v Mackems 5-1...

 

[expat_mag]

262 mph with a laptop mouse

Pretty good... Just managed 359 mph, normal mouse though

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

Righto little yellow dudes!

Put your hand up if you think this article is crap!

 

[expat_mag]

 

[overseasTOON]

Pretty good... Just managed 359 mph, normal mouse though

I just set off an alarm in the sys admin room... damn metadata!

 

[expat_mag]

I just set off an alarm in the sys admin room... damn metadata!

Wow... That must have been a pretty fast slap!

 

[overseasTOON]

Wow... That must have been a pretty fast slap!

Took about 1 second to travel the 30ft to the sys admin office and set off their alarm when I clicked on the URL... I'm not a mathematician but that's got to be faster than the speed of sloth!

 

[expat_mag]

Sorry about that

I've popped up a little warning, in case it traps somebody else...

 

[u408379965]

Took about 1 second to travel the 30ft to the sys admin office and set off their alarm when I clicked on the URL... I'm not a mathematician but that's got to be faster than the speed of sloth!

30 ft = 360"
360" = 9144mm
9144mm = 9.144m

Speed = Distance/Time = 9.144/1 = 9.144m/s = 20.574mph

Not being funny OT, but even for a Tribal Elder that's pretty weak. You need to do some more vigorous wrist exercises.