Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

It’s the hope that kills you

 

And nor should you! I think it suits you being the dark horses, the underdogs going into the season and it'll work out well. I fully expect you to secure the 3rd place cup by Easter.

 

What’s the deal with that fanny Darwin. Picked the prick for my FF team.

 

What did you do that for? Was he free?

 

Had him in mine for most of last season... but he just didn't seem to evolve...

 

Arne’s at the wheel mate

captained bastard Isak last week

 

He got an assist. Decent.

 

**** had Southampton at home. I’d have got an assist. Pathetic.

 

I captained Watkins, who did feck all
I forgot to pick a captain when I set up my team and it picked Watkins by default, normally, least season, I would captain Saka, Haaland or Palmer depending on which teams their teams were playing.
Should have picked Saka last weekend, damn it

 

I don't play fantasy football cos I'm not a sex offender

 

nah me either

 

The number of pissed fat birds you’ve fingered there’s bound to be one who couldn’t give consent.

I’ll have given up by week 4.

 

One you mean?

 

u wot?

 

That 3rd place trophy is still a dream for you lot mate.

 

Feels like a bet brewing.

 

I'm not allowed. I'll just say no to honouring it if I lose just for the reaction.

 

Not really matchday news but read Jenas has been sacked by the BBC. His luck had to run out eventually after stealing a living as an elite footballer and waffling on a Beeb sofa for about a million quid a year.

 

'Inappropriate behaviour' apparently ... ooooerrr matron ...