Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

and Andre Marriner the **** of a ref

 

Was that when Delle did the whole weird hand/eye celebration thing? The clues were always there that he was more interested in messing around with other stuff than actually playing football.

 

I believe so

 

Try this for a laugh

Imagine a makem saying Pizza and Beans

 

Got to be the worst strip ever. And dont they look happy
Looks like my old Paisley pyjamas in the 60s

 

My old Granny had net curtains like that

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that is truly and utterly dogshit

 

I like the way the club logo is angled down - obviously a trajectory they will be following this year.

 

Nothing wrong with your eyesight

I didn't see it in a haze of obscurity

 

It's so bad.

No doubt some will be telling themselves they like it.

 

My god that is awful

 

The more I look at that the worse it gets! Is it one of those optical illusion things like that dress that was all over the news a while back? Some people could only see it in green and others could only see it in black or some **** like that. Either way it still looks like one of them colourblindness test things and also not too dissimilar to the plates they use in Spoons !! Whoever though using a white colour for the lettering on the sponsor etc needs a good talking to as well. It's just so bad.

 

It’s joyous to see them roll out that ****. Some tramps will still buy it.

 

Meanwhile Newcastle signing players for over 60 million..

Thyell be absolutely heartbroken

 

Love the black and white!!!

 

live 200 miles away. Years ago when my son played schoolboy football.
There was a scruffy cùnt from Newcastle with his hoard of illiterate illegitimate kids who used to pass me house of an evening on his way to the pub, (one of his lads played in the same team as me lad but he was shît) he would stop outside me house and shout "dirty Mackem bàstard" etc on the way to the pub.
One night I followed him to the pub and put a stop to it ( didn't happen) because I didn't want my kids feeling threatened.

Oh I, he always had the star toon top on

He fooked off to live somewhere else one day but funny enough, one of his lads who I always thought was sound, stayed in the area.



There's a bellend from simonside i know always calls me dirty Mackem etc.
Prick doesn't like football but txts me mag shìt etc.
Rings me at 3am thinking he's funny and it's banter then cries like a bitch on another forum that I've spat me dummy because I've blocked him on me phone .


Grown men, absolute bellends.

 

Celebrating our minging heritage

 

Troy Deeney has taken over from Garth Crooks for doing Team Of The Week and he's just as hilarious.

Pope and Burn got in the team, but Joelinton didn't.