What's The Worst Town in Scotland?

[EDGE]

Arf Arf

 

[DevAdvocate]

Cumbernauld is a midden. Never been to Denny.

Nowhere comes near to Cranhill, Ruchazie or Barlornock for the ultimate in middenry though, I know they are not towns per se but they need to be mentioned when squalor is the topic of conversation.

 

[monacoger]

To be honest I don't think my previous post even deserved an, " arf arf", but cheers anyway gus.

 

[Same old Bonbon 19]

Ayr or the methatown as its affectionately know

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Ayr or the methatown as its affectionately know

Ayr? I'm not having that that. Maybe out in Whittlets etc. but Ayr's a paradise compared to places like Lochgelly and Cowdenbeath.

 

[greenhenky]

Ayr or the methatown as its affectionately know

bwahaha! unlike those lovely Killie cave dwellers?

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[Bluetoonger]

I have to agree with DD here. Methil and Methilhill are the worst places in Scotland. Although Ballingray is something else as well. I like Dundee but Douglas and Whitfield are two of the worst schemes in Scotland.

Am no having Peterhead, the Blue Toon is picturesque, at least after a good swally it is.

Special mention to Croy as well, what a **** hole. I was on a train that broke down there once. It was like the set of 28 days later.

 

[EDGE]

Alrite BT

Croy is the biggest ****ehole ever!

 

[Neville Bartos]

anyone saying anything other than denny has never been to denny

Dougie do you know Duncy McPhater?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Girvan

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Girvan is actually a nice wee toon.

However, there is one loony who stomps up and down the High Street every day dressed in a Rangers top, draped in the Union Flag, carrying a bottle of buckfast and spouting obscenties as well as racist and bigoted bile.

He has the word LOYAL tattooed on his forehead.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Girvan is actually a nice wee toon.

However, there is one loony who stomps up and down the High Street every day dressed in a Rangers top, draped in the Union Flag, carrying a bottle of buckfast and spouting obscenties as well as racist and bigoted bile.

He has the word LOYAL tattooed on his forehead.

That care in the community scheme has a lot to answer for.

 

[Jimthetim]

I'd nominate Annan. What a grey depressing place of a dump, and that's when it's sunny. Even the people are grey and depressing. Best thing that happened to it was the Annan bypass.

 

[Neville Bartos]

Is that that wee gay island the ailsa craig?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Girvan

Did you ever sneak into Culzean castle over the cliff?

 

[Neville Bartos]

Ailsa Craig.

Used to be a jail on there Nev. You'd have been ****ed trying to escape.

You'd have split your heid diving in.
That's if you had'nt dislocated your ankle jumping down to the shore

****

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I thought you were posh?

I've got a National Trust membership you heathen.

I was a student up at SAC at the time.

 

[Neville Bartos]

Baw SAC?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Nev

It's a place of higher education. Nothing for you to worry about

 

[Neville Bartos]

If only you knew