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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    36.8%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    21.1%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    26.3%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    42.1%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    15.8%
  6. We want Farage...

    10.5%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    21.1%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    26.3%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    42.1%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    63.2%
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  1. brb

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    First thing I thought when I saw the name was of the childs story rumpelstiltskin (not the movie) <laugh>

    Weird story for kids, looking back now...

    The title character is a mysterious gnomelike man who spins straw into gold for the benefit of a beautiful miller's daughter, in exchange for her future firstborn child. The little man reappears to demand his payment when the young woman, now the queen, bears her first child.

    The commonly agreed-upon "Rumpelstiltskin"'s moral is that one should not let oneself be consumed by greed, lying, or boasting, as these are all vices. The initial problem in the story occurs when the miller lies to impress the king, boasting that his daughter can spin gold out of straw.

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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^ brb been on the bong
     
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  3. brb

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    What's that mean on the bong?
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    Ah yeah lol
     
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  6. brb

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    First thing Rumpelstiltskin

    Second thing that crazy frog

    Both are nutters, so it's the right direction.
     
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  7. brb

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    Starmer doing a live speech on the stabbings and riots.
     
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    I know from twitter there was a protest being planned in Liverpool for tomorrow....when I say a protest, I mean more thugs planning to gather at another mosque. Probably why Starmer is speaking now. Going to use facial recognition.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Even though from what I'm reading he was brought up in a Christian household (a ****ing mental one).
     
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    And his parents are from a country that’s 92% Christian. Burning down a mosque will help though. Still seeing this as more of a Welsh problem than anything.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    I'm expecting an invasion been stocking up.
     
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  12. brb

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    Spam! Tins of Spam! <laugh>
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Fairy stories were the horror stories of their day, it's only much later they became children's stories.
     
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    Yes we are

    Starmer is deporting every pensioner that did not vote for him there
     
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    Cucky has let himself go
     
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    Good
     
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    Judging by their progress so far they will end up deporting al; the pensioners that believed their lies and voted for them
     
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