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Transfer Rumours The Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 26, 2024.

  1. Magdad

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    Peckham London? or useless as soon as wor lass goes on holiday from Kent?
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Greatest sin of the lack of activity is just the pure boringness of it.

    Do something ffs.

    Entertain us, it's the one and only job of a football club, to entertain. Just do something, anything.
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Yeah, Roly being well underpaid in my view <laugh>
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    It's like supporting ****ing Burton Albion or something

    we are skint, we are poor, we are boohoo. Manager from League 1 talking about jogging and challenges.

    BRING IN MOURINHO AND SIGN SOME BIG NIGERIAN 6FT 5 **** FFS

    DO SOMETHING
     
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  5. Magdad

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    Just need Mourinho, seen shola board the plane to Japan <laugh>
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Shola is 3 inches too small

    i asked rolys gf <whistle>
     
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  7. Magdad

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    Is that what the password was changed to? <laugh>
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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  10. Toonitus

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    No money No sign


    Bruce Marley
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    :emoticon-0159-musicWaiting in vain. :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    Nice move for fatty, a good 3 months on the beach in Jamaica before he gets sacked this time. Certainly better than being in Birmingham.

    Former Newcastle manager Steve Bruce, 63, is in talks to become Jamaica manager. The Englishman has not worked since being sacked by West Brom in October 2022. (Mail)
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Longstaff looking fit and raring to go.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Ooh, thanks, much appreciated. <cheers>
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    This is an in joke apparently, which alludes to the fact you are fat.

    The whole thing could be a double bluff though and you're actually really fit and slim.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    Falling-Down-michael-douglas-33381461-200-150.gif
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Fatboy Slim

     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    Another day another “like a new signing” story from Eddie. This time it’s Willock.

    **** me. I thought the days of penny pinching dead windows were a thing of the past. Reeling out stories about how the club is “worth” £1bn, yet we can’t find a better player than Almiron, Schar or Wilson?? And that’s just 3, looking forward to Poop, Burn, Longstaff and trippier starting vs Soton.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oh Roly you really are such a depressive MOFO mate.
    I bet you could fall into a bucket of tits and be the only guy sucking your thumb.
     
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