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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, May 25, 2022.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Doubt Magdad knows who NSIS was
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I don’t know who Magdad is so that’s fine.
     
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  3. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Just assumed he meant Isis and spelt it wrong <laugh>
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Hola!

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  5. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Hola, hitting Taragona tomorrow. Been told to find a bar as Mrs is going to some market in the middle of nowhere <laugh>
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    On the woofters wine now.

    My wake up cup of tea location for the next two weeks.

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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Mrs Chief when I'd driven for five hours through what seemed like a desert in unrelenting heat with vultures and eagles soaring above, then set the van up with sweat pissing down my back, as her and the two kids watched;

    I'll put the kettle on, fancy a cup of tea?


    No, I ****ing didn't.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just reading about that Bose speaker mate

    ****ing friendship ending stuff that.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    At what point do I say, can I have that speaker back please?

    It's as if we don't want it back. Well you know, yeah I do actually.

    Their house is like a black hole. It's only round the corner but **** all comes back from there.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I would definitely bring it up in conversation.

    Something like I’ve been looking at those new Bose speakers but I’ll probably sell the other one first, once you robbing ****s give it back.

    You can amend the last part, but you get my drift
     
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  11. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Hi in-laws, have you seen the price of those new ****ing Bose speakers, I thought they were pricey when I bought mine, you know the ones you have that I want back, no urgency, ive got half hour
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Did you know them Bose speakers come with a lifetime warranty???? Your daughter didn’t <laugh>
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    Stick them in a home and sell the house.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ^ is the correct answer
     
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    The simplest solutions tend to be the best.
     
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  16. BobbyD

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    <laugh>

    I might have up do that soon to recoup the debt my mums built up with me
     
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  18. BobbyD

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    Great advert
     
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  19. Magdad

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    So wife went to bed, thought what harm can some exploring do? Magdad McCain coming righ up. Looky Looky’s have packed the bikes away and offering coke. First one “You want cocaiena” in like “what?” He’s giving it “charlie”

    I know what it is you ****ing spastic, I just expected to get kidnapped first <laugh>
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Pakistan

    bowt £700 a ticket
    Hotel for 2 weeks bowt £400
    Car hire £150
    Food, cheap as chips and bang on quality
     
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