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ANNOUNCEMENT

Sports Direct are happy to announce the purchase Greggs the Baker for around £35Million. The deal went through after profits of Greggs have soared after recieving a daily bulk order of £500K from an unnamed customer.

In other news Derek Lambiarse has announced that due to "unforseen circumstances" the money earmarked for new signings following the sale of the long haired toewrag is no longer available.
 
I've heard it from someone who heard it from someone that these 'heard it from someone who heard it from someone else' things always turn out to be a waste of time anyway.
 
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