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Amazing farts

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Farting is now illegal on this thread.
    Large fines apply.
    Phone 1800FARTFREE
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 10, 2024
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    a fart in time
    saves nine
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 10, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    A fart at night
    could lead to s*ite
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 10, 2024
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but sailor beware
    when you hear it blows yonder there
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 11, 2024
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Hello sailor come over here
    I expect you'd like a ginger beer
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 11, 2024
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    oh, no kind sir ill have to pass

    There's a turd in my trousers that needs to pass
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 15, 2024
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    Here I sit broken hearted

    Paid a penny and only farted
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 15, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Twas on the porcelain I was perched
    when I let loose an almighty blurt
    The wall was pebble dashed a shade of brown
    but the smell would knock grown men down
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 16, 2024
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    Here I sit, having a crap

    Cos i've eaten a dodgy bap
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 17, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Woops a poet and he knows it
     
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t build him up too much, Sire,
    He might crap himself which would be dire!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 18, 2024
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    What a crap comment...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 18, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Well i heard even his shyt smells of roses
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 19, 2024
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 19, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Typical Rev Diddly is driving all the nuns to drink
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    ….. and himself!
    Taxi!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 25, 2024
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    Off to the pub I must dart

    Before I release an enormous fart....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 25, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    all is quiet on the southern front
    the escaping turd took the brunt
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 31, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I might be old and sleep in the hey,
    but when l fart, it’ll blew ya away!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 1, 2024
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    Blowing wing is what I like

    When I'm riding the local bike
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 1, 2024
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