My missus and I were looking out of the window at the pouring rain when she dared me to strip off and dance in it. Always up for a dare, I stripped off and ran out of the door and I was having a right laugh until I saw the doors close behind me and the bus drive away.
I hate when people use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious. Especially when I'm inebriated beyond the exuberance of my own verbosity to notice.
Just got thrown out of the local Mosque. I was stood there during prayers . . .and . . . well . . . I couldn't help myself . . I fuc*ing LOVE leapfrog........
