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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    When you are at a football match watching your team every attempt at goal that doesn't go over the bar or wide of the post feels like an attempt on target wether it hits the woodwork direct or is deflected, it is only in the stats after the game does someone put it down as a shot on or off target

    Portugal just hit the inside of the post and the ball bounced out and not in during the penalty shootout

    The thing about televised games is that million of plastic fans watch them without ever going to a football match of the team they "support" and think they are experts because every thing is now over analysed by pundits

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    France did go through without scoring a goal in open play
     
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  2. Bumps

    Bumps Well-Known Member

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    You lot all watch poncy football
    I down at grassroots every week 4-6 games a weekend
    That’s proper football :emoticon-0165-muscl

    very rare any of their shots are on target lmao <laugh>
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You a groundsman?
     
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  4. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    This is another fine mess you have got me into Stanley
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Reading this shot on target discussion has genuinely shortened my life a bit I reckon.

    It's ridiculous as well. A shot bouncing off the post is clearly off target by definition.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    What if it bounces down off the crossbar and only backspin takes it over the line? ... was the shot on target? .. or not?


















    <whistle>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Breaking news ... a player that missed the target has just scored a goal ... <yikes>
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’ve absolutely no idea what you’re rambling on about but having seen thousands of awful shots go wide or over the bar live they didn’t “feel” on target. Even if they did they weren’t.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Exactly, I haven't read back but wtf is this about?
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s the Fosse-Diego-Duggie triumvirate of doom. A rare but terrifying combination of alcohol, stupidity and early stage dementia.

    But today is a new day and Garuff will be sending those Toblerone-shaggers back to their homes made of emmenthal and clocks crying. Bellingham to score the winner in off the post for a shot which people will debate being on or off target for the rest of time.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Clouds gathering now. Maybe with a bit of rain the pub won’t be full of shrieking women in new England shirts telling the players to shoot when we’re passing it on the halfway line but probably not.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just checked the KO time, with it being the early one I'll watch that @Libby
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The bandwagon is full mate. You aren’t wanted.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Didn't ask if I was wanted. :biggrin:
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Look forward to you labelling everyone ****s by 7pn.
     
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    We’ll be eagerly anticipating penalties after a dour 0-0 at 7pm
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Im Going for a dull nil nil then a dull extra time and a dull penalty loss for England

    As reflected in my free bet
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nice, it's a lovely game with wonderful people enjoying it.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Germany's going home, from Germany to Germany? <doh>

    Morons.
     
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