A few pointers for Newcastle Newbies

[holystone]

1. Never assume a Youtube video link actually has the faintest connection with what's being discussed......inevitably it leads to a Rick Astley video

2. Unless you want a torrent of slavver, don't multi-post to the Unwashed board

3. Be impressed about how much time certain lads have on their hands to post like 30 times a day

4. Learn the nicknames.....

Tash.........Heavy Metal Toon
Agent Bruce......newly installed as God/Overlord
A H.......bouncer/The Big Gay ( according to his chum Aginairr)
NufcBano..........Santon lover

5. Be aware we have 3 ladies on the forum who very much behave themselves so no smut.

6. There are certain male members ( that came out wrong) who seem to have homo-erotic thoughts about Cabaye

7. We all would let Colo sh*g our partners

8. We have a Shola fan club*

9. If Sammy scores we're on the pitch

10. We all think Perchy is gash.


That's about it really...........unless there's more?

* Not!

 

[Protein Cheik]

Haha, of course the Number 9 is the best one.

 

[overseasTOON]

11. Fish puns are good.

 

[lady-eleanor]

Shola has a fan club. Only joking

 

[holystone]

11. Fish puns are good.

There's no plaice for them here........LOL

 

[Jesus Was A Geordie]

Aside from Lady E, who're the other 2 lady folk?

 

[aginairrr]

1. Never assume a Youtube video link actually has the faintest connection with what's being discussed......inevitably it leads to a Rick Astley video

2. Unless you want a torrent of slavver, don't multi-post to the Unwashed board

3. Be impressed about how much certain lads have on their hands to post like 30 times a day

4. Learn the nicknames.....

Tash.........Heavy Metal Toon
Agent Bruce......newly installed as God/Overlord
A H.......bouncer
NufcBano..........Santon lover

5. Be aware we have 3 ladies on the forum who very much behave themselves so no smut.

6. There are certain male members ( that came out wrong) who seem to have homo-erotic thoughts about Cabaye

7. We all would let Colo sh*g our partners

8. We have a Shola fan club*

9. If Sammy scores we're on the pitch

10. We all think Perchy is gash.

That's about it really...........unless there's more?

* Not!

I am so happy to have set such a wonderful tradition on this forum. For that I give you my favourite ever NUFC goal, Martins against Tottenham...what a thunderbolt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av2e

 

[Alfie]

7. We all would let Colo sh*g our partners

I wouldn't wish my missus on Colo, could ruin him for life. Has me anyhoo.

 

[overseasTOON]

There's no plaice for them here........LOL

For Cods Hake. It only works when you have a Grouper them put together.

 

[lady-eleanor]

LTF and Mrs Feenee

 

[aginairrr]

Also, AH's nickname is actually...The Big Gay!

 

[Andmcit]

12. an impressively high thread count is established by saying:

this

on it's own in a thread and is especially handy if you can't type

 

[holystone]

I am so happy to have set such a wonderful tradition on this forum. For that I give you my favourite ever NUFC goal, Martins against Tottenham...what a thunderbolt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av2e

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fell for it. DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...LOL

 

[overseasTOON]

12. an impressively high thread count is established by saying:



on it's own in a thread and is especially handy if you can't type

this

 

[Alfie]

12. an impressively high thread count is established by saying:



on it's own in a thread and is especially handy if you can't type

this

dammit OT!!

 

[overseasTOON]

this

dammit OT!!

this

 

[holystone]

For Cods Hake. It only works when you have a Grouper them put together.

Whale have to have a re-think.

 

[Jesus Was A Geordie]

this

this

 

[MrsFeenee]

Aside from Lady E, who're the other 2 lady folk?

ME! and LTF

EDIT: beaten to it by LadyE

 

[aginairrr]

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