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The last time I watched tennis, Jeff Tarango was playing. Is he still around?

 

Sir Andy has pulled out of playing singles, will only play doubles with his brother.

 

Muzza it a ****tah

there i said it

 

The best tennis player the UK has had in 70 years? He had his moments. Won't be missed. Tennis won't be missed, it's elite ****er ****e.

 

What about Jimmy Connors? He was funny.

Or the late great Boris Becker. Only 16 years old playing in the park, jumpers for net posts.

 

Scorchio!

 

"The peas are very green tonight Edwina, I mean Norma"

 

British players still in the tournament:
Geezers: Cameron Norrie
Birds: Harriet Dart, Emma Raducanu, Sonay Kartal

 

Emma done well, at least one British player will play in the second week.

 

The Canadian Roma-Chink will also have the pleasure of playing mixed doubles with Sir Andy Murray, in his last ever match at Wimbledon

 

I don't go by the family tree, I just go by the accent.

 

You must never have heard Cam Norrie speak then.

 

I have and to be honest I don't really count him as British. Although I was happy to take Kevin Pietersen...

 

He considers himself as a New Zealander anyway, he only switched to Britain in his early teens because their was more funding available to him as a Brit.

His dad is Scottish and a good Rangers man by all accounts so he’s fine by me.

 

*Sevco Strollers

 

The English woman blew him out.

 

British players still in the tournament:
Birds: Emma Raducanu

 

Dart beating Boulter was a a bit of a waste. Boulter had a genuine chance of going deeper into the tournament, Dart is too much of a head case and can’t control her emotions.