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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by FosseFilberto, Jun 12, 2024.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Spurly been saying (General Matchday thread) that United should move Bruno Fernandes on because he looks too much like a rat ... so for a bit of fun before the Eutos start though we could see if we could come up with a team full ..

    Pics possibly needed ...
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

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    I'll kick it off with a shoe in <whistle>

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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  4. FosseFilberto

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    Didn't bring the target 'audience' out, for sure <laugh>
     
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  5. Sucky

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    What a **** thread
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    **** thread quota for pre season is essential tbh
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah but there's levels of **** init
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome
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    You have all that money and you DONT pay to get your teeth fixed?
    If I had his money and had an overbite like that I would get it sorted pronto.
    I understand why Freddie Mercury didnt do it, because he was a singer and he was afraid of changing the formation of his mouth in case it affected his voice.
    But as a footballer, there is no excuse. Dwight Yorke, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, were a few other examples.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    everyone supposed to have the same teeth alignment?

    That Rylan face?

    That teeth structure prolly goes back generations Ronaldinho grew up being told he looks like his great grandad and how he would have been proud etc etc

    hmmm

    not so simple is it
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Maybe he just doesn't give a ****? Lack of vanity should praised rather than derided.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Glad he didn't anyway tbh. Would have ruined our "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside' song.
     
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    Was going to post Anthony Gordon but this is a bit **** so I won't bother.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^

    Ugly ****er...
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    Actually had him on my 'list' <laugh>

    Along with Vardy, Fernandes, Craig Bellamy, Luca Modric ... and that corking pic of David Moyes (as a young player) as manager
     
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    Well he should.
    Im not exactly a looker, but when you walk in the room and the first part of you to enter is your teeth, then something needs correcting.
    Im not even talking on a sexual level either, I am sure he gets all the ladies.
    I just know it would bug the hell out of me.
     
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    ... just refrain from letting him shag you, in that case ...<whistle>
     
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    awww Do I have to?
    Ill have to borrow Luvvy's 55 incher instead and make do :p
     
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    Thought you WERE referring to Luv? <whistle>
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    But why 'should' he? Maybe he's just less self conscious then you are.
     
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    All sounds a bit shallow to me.
     
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