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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    33.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    16.7%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    22.2%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    38.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.1%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.6%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    16.7%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    22.2%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    38.9%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    61.1%
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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You have to worry about the candidates Reform will have plucked out of the EDL and incel websites.

    Or maybe not, as each gets exposed week by week for being a nonce or gbh ex-con.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Not sure that’s enough to de-select them. Saw no Tory in Rotherham so you could see them winning that with Labour, Libs, Galloway’s mob, some other randoms and Greens splitting the vote. Possibly the worst place I’ve been in this country but it runs Stoke very close.
     
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  4. Treble

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    It's a ****hole alright but even they don't deserve them ****s.

    I wasn't thinking of deselection, but can see multiple candidates being ruined as the stories come out.

    Btw I've been looking at their policies. Pretty much every one is a tax give away to all the sharks who'll be greasing their palms IF they ever got into power. It's one almighty grift.
     
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    Well yeah it’s a limited company owned by a rich man and a very rich man.

    I trust the bookies who say they’re most likely to only get 1-2 seats so they’d be irrelevant but I wonder if in places like that it’ll get the dregs out of Spoons for ten minutes now there’s a serious chance for Reform.
     
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    Apparently it’s just Rotherham. Weird one to leave out when there are so many they’ll get trounced in.
     
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    I imagine they'll wall off Rotherham and create their own little England. Probably daub a star of david moon and crescent on the muslims doors.
     
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    I don’t think we need to worry about Rotherham’s jewish community so it’s fine.
     
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  9. Treble

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    I feel the same about London.
     
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    Feel sorry for the poor **** standing in for Rishi in this debate.
     
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    First question from Charlie Chaplin. Good start.
     
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    Tories are never winning Rotherham, so probably couldn’t get any party activist willing to even try.
     
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  13. Treble

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    Oh it's Penny. Scrap the sorry.
     
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    I’d have done it for a laugh if allowed to dial in remotely for the results.
     
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    I’d have done some leaflets for you, so long as they weren’t blue and didn’t mention the Conservative Party
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    “We’re ****s and let your parents die to get richer. If we win we’ll maybe chuck a few quid at your dross town to make it a bit less **** but probs not lol”
     
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    Worked last time. What time does Boris arrive?
     
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    On the NHS Farage has a point
     
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    Thought Daisy Cooper and Rayner came off best.

    Penny came off demented, new Tory tactic, scream over people.

    SNP and Plaid just white noise, no one cares enough to just put the SNP in their box. Their record in Scotland is appalling.

    The SNP outright lied about their oil policy, but no one there probably cares enough to even address them.

    Farage was Farage. His base will love it.

    Carla for the Greens looked terrified tbh, I think that's her first real TV moment
     
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  20. brb

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    Stoopid twats put it on the same time as the football, so didn't see it.

    I heard someone on the news just now, say back of a *** packet National Service, and after yesterday disgraceful fiasco he aint wrong. Teach British values he says, well if that's the case he better hurry up and learn them himself, dickhead.
     
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