Transfer Rumours Transfer window thread (merged)

Looks like I missed Anorack wars

Dicky boy is the proverbial bad penny - he will be back soon enough.

 

2 peas in a pod.

 

Apologies for forgetting Ringo and you as loyal to us

 

I'd say there is only one vegetable there

 

It's not just you lot that fight among themselves.

 

A pea and a broad bean.

 

I see this thread is silent. Good. No anonymous leaks from the club to their mates. Hopefully this means that things are being done in a more professional manner.

 

There is a rumour that there is a rumour going around.

 

Nah, I'm ITK, that's just a rumour.

 

Surely nothing to see here until after the Euros.

Come on England! We must get to the quarter-Finals before we choke...

 

I thought we were supposed to be signing the Scottish Luke Shaw by the end of last week

 

Or the Scottish Peter Shaw.

 

I'm not shaw! about any of this.

 

I have heard Gary Shaw might be replacing Alfie.
Whales are saying we have accepted a 10 million bid from Gillingham.

 

10 million what, luncheon vouchers?
Green Shield stamps?

 

News Update,
Dicky and Kojak have left......again

 

I had a word and told them that I was sorry but they’re not required next season

 

Too bad, so sad, bye bye

 

I have been reliably informed that you have already signed 2 players, but can't officially announce them until their previous contracts have run out (30th June)