Off Season Thread. Kiss Marry Kill

We all know the game but you can only pick Not606 people, pick your 3?

Kiss. @Libby because he's been in so many valleys girls he'll taste of home.

Marry. @Lovearsenalcock so he can knock me up some good food and he'll just chill in the corner and leave me alone.

Kill. @brb so that I can watch the chaos that it would cause in here, should be a laugh.

 

Menshy

 

Kiss. @brb He just seems like he needs a good kiss
Marry @Lovearsenalcock this is a no brainer. Muslim men know how to take care of their bitches, and I wouldnt have to do **** except run a hoover around and make sure he has clean clothes
Kill. @Sucky Eugenics....and all that

 

Kiss peej cos shes a bird

Marry Spurly cos we could just smoke weed together forever

Kill fosee to do us all a favor

 

I chose to kill you, but I might have to change it to Fosse aswell since he is being a meanie to me on another thread
But if we killed Fosse, we might go 20 minutes without being reminded that Leicester won the Premier League.

 

I can live with that

Consider him dust

 

Kiss - Munse…so I can suck his tits then enjoy a tit ****

Marry - Fosse…inheritance looks decent if the pizza oven is anything to go by and spends everyday at work

Kill - Windy…Isreali ****

 

6 replies in 8 hours. Don't think this going as well as hoped.

 

Don't think he care too much though, wouldn't be the first thread that's bombed, just have to keep posting them with no ****s given.

 

7 years ago this would have been a 10 pager by now.

 

Full of irrelevant crap not relating to the OP.

 

anyway, Spurly is 3 out of 3 on the marriage front.
He is Not606's most eligible batchelor by the looks.

 

9 of them would have been Ponkie chasing Hiag Benny Hill style

 

No just a muslim thing. When he gets to 4 he has to stop.

 

Never understood why a man would want more than one wife!
More than one **** buddy, I get that! But wife!?

 

Generosity?

Foursome?

Share the love.

But only if they're all fit.

 

Hasn't he already been married a few times too? I reckon people just picking him cos they know he's bad at it.

 

Nah thats fosse innit?

 

Nah I swear it was Slurps a few years ago and everyone was mad shocked by it. Might be Fosse as well.

Probs more than few years tbh.

 

Foreword: I've decided to be classy and not give the name of specific fallen comrades where mentioned in this post.



Kiss: *Fallen Comrade #1* because I'm into necrophilia.
Marry: *Fallen Comrade #2* because I'm into necrophilia.
Kill: everyone else because I'm into necrophilia.



/ Not really into necrophilia.