Transfer Rumours The Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[Obi Wan]

to be fair mate I make threads about pube trimming and bogs.

Mackem weirdo.

 

[Roland Deschain]

The second we breach spending limits, they'll slam points deductions our way.

I'm aware of that - so am I right in thinking Chelsea sold hotels to itself and that's "ok" in the eyes of the PL PSR bollocks?

I mean, Jesus Christ, what's even the point?

 

[FadgewackeR]

I'm aware of that - so am I right in thinking Chelsea sold hotels to itself and that's "ok" in the eyes of the PL PSR bollocks?

I mean, Jesus Christ, what's even the point?

I aren’t having it. Chelsea are going to get clobbered. No way can they keep doing that. I think they’re ****ed next years accounts and under investigation already for previous… it’ll all fall down.

 

[Eddie's British Plodders]

So we are selling Pope, releasing Karius and not signing Marmadashvilli.

OK.

Dubravka has seized control of the rumour mill.

 

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[FadgewackeR]

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We are DOGSHEET at converting SA talent. He’ll go to Chelsea or City (despite and FFP reason not to)

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Mackem weirdo.

don’t call me a weirdo Tubbs.

 

[Obi Wan]

don’t call me a weirdo Tubbs.

Sorry, fat fingers. I meant to type c*nt.

 

[haslam]

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I don't know this player but does that say LW? If we buy a left winger when we have Isak, Gordon, Barnes, Hall, Joelinton and Willock who can all occupy that role and yet Almiron and Murphy on the RW I'm going to seriously lose my ****.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I don't know this player but does that say LW? If we buy a left winger when we have Isak, Gordon, Barnes, Hall, Joelinton and Willock who can all occupy that role and yet Almiron and Murphy on the RW I'm going to seriously lose my ****.

I wouldn't worry he scores a goal from the right from about 40 yards.

 

[Eddie's British Plodders]

Apparently we've set a starting price for anyone interested in Isak. £180million.

 

[Maximin Effort]

Apparently we've set a starting price for anyone interested in Isak. £180million.

Bit low for me, but I can accept it...

 

[Obi Wan]

Bit low for me, but I can accept it...

Sorry to break this to you, but I don't think you get the money.

 

[Maximin Effort]

I don't know this player but does that say LW? If we buy a left winger when we have Isak, Gordon, Barnes, Hall, Joelinton and Willock who can all occupy that role and yet Almiron and Murphy on the RW I'm going to seriously lose my ****.

Agreed, never gonna happen unless we are selling Barnes or Gordon

 

[Maximin Effort]

Sorry to break this to you, but I don't think you get the money.

Well, there go those plans. Thanks for not even giving me 10 minutes of enjoying the thought!

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Mackem weirdo.

Are you trying to suggest he’s normal, then?

What did happen in that Public House???

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Well, there go those plans. Thanks for not even giving me 10 minutes of enjoying the thought!

 

[Gangsta Ginola]

Paqueta is ****ed. Match fixing.

Would you say he will get a worse punishment than Tonali?

 

[Gangsta Ginola]

I would hate for us to sell Isak for say £130m and buy DCL.

He’s a crock. We don’t want a crock. It doesn’t matter how good a player is when he doesn’t play much.

Bowen. Good player. Fee would be astronomical. Upwards of 60m easily.

So overall this is a no from me.