General election bull sh1t thread

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Who wil you vote for

  • Tory Scum

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Loser left Liebour

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Mohammedan Greens

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Reform what party

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • SNP talk sh1t party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Monster Raving Loony Party of superor people

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • Some other crap

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • Tobys gay lovers party

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • None of the above

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • Liberal Undemocrats of mongs

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    11
I'm just going to draw a picture of a rancid dripping wet flange on my ballot slip.
Spoiling your ballot paper is the only sensible thing to do. At least the spoiled ballots still get counted, imagine the scenes if over 50% of ballot papers were spoiled, the parties would need to start taking notice of the public.
 
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Spoiling your ballot paper is the only sensible thing to do. At least the spoiled ballots still get counted, imagine the scenes if over 50% of ballot papers were spoiled, the parties would need to start taking notice of the public.

I'll take mine out for dinner, maybe we'll take in a romcom at the cinema, then back to the penthouse, then the rest I'll leave to your imagination.
 
Spoiling your ballot paper is the only sensible thing to do. At least the spoiled ballots still get counted, imagine the scenes if over 50% of ballot papers were spoiled, the parties would need to start taking notice of the public.

Would it not be a bigger statement to just not turn up rather than go all the way to your polling station to draw a dick on a piece of paper, seems more a waste of your time than theirs.

Don’t turn up and get turnout at a record low for a general election.
 
Spoiling your ballot paper is the only sensible thing to do. At least the spoiled ballots still get counted, imagine the scenes if over 50% of ballot papers were spoiled, the parties would need to start taking notice of the public.

Don't think the party in power would give a **** tbh.

If you lived here you'd want these Tory ****s out, luckily for you Spainland isn't a complete ****hole.
 
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Would it not be a bigger statement to just not turn up rather than go all the way to your polling station to draw a dick on a piece of paper, seems more a waste of your time than theirs.

Don’t turn up and get turnout at a record low for a general election.
No, that just doesn't work.