Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You're not a **** joke Ponky ... don't be so self-defecating deprecating mate

 

I went for

tuna mayo and cheese sarnies x2
Bag of walkers prawn cocktail crisps
Glass of water

 

Back from a bike ride.

Having a pastrami n provolone cheese croissant
Burts salt n vinegar crisps
ice cold can of coke

 

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im looking after my health so I had a glass of water init

better than jogging to the end of the street lolZ

 

Sounds like someone’s offering a loophole

 

I got out the mountain bike, thought I would do a quick road 30 mins and work up a lunchtime break sweat.

well the puncture 10 mins in was a ****ing laugh.

30 mins pushing back because I hadn’t put my little saddle bag with all stuff on.

 

Just want to point out a couple of inaccuracies here;

It all went downhill with Ronaldo after he did the interview with Piers Morgan. That's what soured the Ronaldo situation, he was looking for an angle to get out and took that.

Rashford has done this before. He has very brief decent periods and elongated periods of utter dross and lack of effort, this is not the first time.

Casemiro was filling it at centre half. Alongside a 38 year old. None of our other centre halves are actually fit and Casemiro is neither a centre half or defender of any type. This is like asking a carpenter to lay bricks and moaning when he can't.

ten Hag hasn't destroyed any of the players you actually mention.

That said, it's definitely not working and I think he should go now, so there might be a bit of bounce for our last four games. There's no way he'll get a tune out of this lot in the cup final and, in order to try to stave off humiliation, he should be sacked and McClaren see out the season.

He's also a million miles away from being a great tactician.

 

McClaren ? Oh my word

 

Sucky announcing his new relationship status.

 

jesus christ I dread to picture the kind of person who would be in a relationship with that nutter

 

Four games. Did you miss that bit?

He was United coach when we won the treble, there is no way he is currently coaching this team, no way.

 

I looked and felt stupid. One arm swinging and one stuck across my chest. I could kill Sucky for this.

P.s I only drink bottled water now. ****.

 

Oh do **** off

 

You can **** off as well, Jock.

 

Me and Pinkie reaaaally would not get along if we met in real life, I feel.

 

The whole lot of you can **** off

 

Would you like some organic provolones cheese?

Nah pal, double cheeseburger and fried onions will do me ya soft ****

 

Aye, he is also very outdoorsy, overly liberal and seems pretentious as ****.
Whereas I am reclusive, very much a centre guy and common as ****.