Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Not claiming it as mine ... although I suspect the punch line is new

 

Is that you Titania?

 

How's it going fosse ?

 

Offside goal. We really need VAR for Leeds goals and nothing else.

 

It's boro they deserve it

 

The meltdown would be epic

 

Goes for Liverpool he will have to admit Var is good, goes against….

 

Got a 50/1 bet that needs a Leeds card. Could one of these ****s kick someone?

 

It’ll be a late time-wasting yellow I’m sure.

 

yeah, he's shocking finishing wise and he's still pretty weak. He's got speed though and work rate and he's young in his debut season in a foreign league with a dysfunctional team. Hopefully he will develop and its stupid to just ditch a guy cause they haven't been great for a season. He's been serviceable but not great.

Then again when drogba first came his first season was pretty bad if i remember right. He got accustomed and became a great.

 

Poch said today not to compare him to Drogba you heathen!

Is/was Tammy Abrahams better?

 

dunno, similar players and again he was a bit hot and cold. He's been pretty much the same at Roma i believe (was on a hot streak then goes cold).

Tammy probably didn't get his fair chances but he was in and around for a good 2/3 seasons so it was probably good he went

 

I prefer to compare him to Salomon Kalou or Neil Shipperley.

 

Bit unfair on Kalou tbf. He managed to score.

 

What happened to the striker you signed last January but was going to start officially in the summer. Forget his name, Donku?

 

True. Robert Fleck then.

 

Nkunku? Think he got to training and saw Caicedo chasing a loose balloon and took a year off.

 

£7.5m per appearance so far plus probably £10m in wages. Boehly-ball.

 

Kerry Dixon.

Great chant as well.

Kerrrrrrrrry Dixon.
Is a ****er. Is a ****er.

Simple but to the point.