Joelinton appreciation thread

Making progress with contract talks since Dan Titchmarsh left.

 

Most reports saying he is expected to sign as Amanda now leading negotiations. manure won’t be able to pinch him now.. unless they pay the stupidly high buyout clause we will insert.
Happy days.

 

You can see she would be really good in that sort of discussion.

 

Just stop ****ing about and get him signed up. He’s one of our top players.

 

Give me a chance, I'm trying.

 

Another question. Statistically is Foden better than Gordon?

 

Yes.

 

https://one-versus-one.com/en/compare-players/phil-foden-vs-anthony-gordon

 

I hope Gordon hasn't got a clause on his contract

 

No idea but Foden is the best player in the PL

 

Gordon is younger

 

Dan dickhead leaves and progress suddenly being made?

I argued about 12 months ago that the club was far better off with Amanda and her husband chatting up potential players

Telling ye Ashworth was no good.

 

I remember you after him for ages.

 

Hopefully it's another 5 year deal - Tonali, Bruno, Joelinton - all on 5 year contacts this year would be immense. Central midfield solid for the next 5 years and Willock still has 3 years remaining on his as wel!

 

It's a shame Willock looks about as useful as a fleshlight for a eunich

 

Willock needs a lengthy recovery period.. I feel sad for him because he was absolutely on fire before that hammy towards the end of last season. There was just starting to be noises about getting in the England squad.

He could be moved on I guess.

 

Ah yes lets move Longstaff back up the list!

 

I've given up all hope of them even dropping him never mind selling him.