Off Topic Pet Hates

We all have things we dislike, some things immensely.
I really get annoyed when what appears to be an interesting video sent on WattsApp ends up with a woman making noises of an orgasm.
I find it really embarrassing when I'm out in public and get done with this.
I like a laugh and a joke but this really gets my back up.
F****** boring and childish.

 

What does that sound like?

 

Taylor Swift.

 

He wouldn’t know

 

Thought a bit of groaning would be an upgrade on “ Hamster porn “ - saying that it’s probably Guinea pig porn in Brazil

 

I imagine beastiality is rife over here, loads of fazendas/farms isolated from human life.
#notjoking

 

I'll know tomorrow, it's my

 

Fill ya boots

 

I'll fill something

 

Nearly fill

 

Spitting in public.
Littering.
Using a bin as a makeshift dining table.

All should be punishable by a swift kick in the cods.

 

Holding a door open and ignorant pigs walk through without acknowledging.
I then bellow "thank you".

 

Tailgaters

Chelsea Tractors

Months of HS2 roadowords in West London, on a part of the line the Government isn't even going to complete anymore.

 

Better to follow them and beat them to a pulp.

 

I'm a pacifist

 

ULEZ

 

If they don’t look down they probably think it’s an automatic door

 

I bellow 'you're welcome' with something unprintable under my breath!