I had a lingering feeling Newcastle won't win and now I've read your prediction it's completely gone ...... now I'm certain.
Dry your bedsheets folks, because... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT'SSSSS MAAAAAAAAAATTCCHH DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY HWTL TOON, TOON
I assume from the message you screenshotted that you are panicking about getting your sheets back from the launderettes in time for the match?