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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    In all seriousness I wish I'd done
    Karate.. I did a bit of judo and boxing.. I don't think I could even do karate now anyway because my mobility is dreadful.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Worth trying anyway mate. Some decent clubs up there too. Or if it's really bad then Tai Chi is meant to be good for mobility.
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    Really I'm too old for anything new.. I have however been working the bag again...nothing serious but practicing a few ladder drills and just trying to slow down the aging process.

    I get bored just lifting weights and I like to know that if needed I can defend myself in some way at least.

    I will continue to annoy you all even more now because it makes it even funnier knowing I'm doing it to trained martial artists.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    You have 2 black belts mate. You just join them together to get round your belly.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    3 now. <laugh>
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    ?. I bet you actually went to marks and Spencer’s, bought a brown belt and then watched shogun. #trevnav
     
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    I do shoot live ammo all over the world mind.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>

    It's all a lie. Trev said he gave it up as a brown belt in his late 30s. But karate hadn't been invented then.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    All that's left is a picture of archibald cunninghams outfit
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    I'm not going to lie I'm a very disappointed.. I honestly firmly believed I would be able to chin the lot of you.
     
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    you would have to CHINS obi mind.
     
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    He's made a mistake anyway because the solution would now be to lace his drink ... no no I insist kinda move.

    We'll see how hard he is after that
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Right, I've had enough of your fatist bullying, I'm calling the Sumo-ritans for some guidance.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Depends. If you lace it with viagra, then probably very hard...
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    It depends what I could get my hands on at the time...with a black belt I wouldn't be messing around ... Needless to say you'd be rather heavily dosed.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Keep your hands to yourself, perv.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    Karate was/is the definition of me.

    Shotokan is a Japanese martial art based on inner and outer peace, as well as the principles of humility, compassion, respect, and patience.

    Res ipsa loquitur.

    :)



    :emoticon-0170-ninja
     
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