Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Christmas might not be happening this year. There is no Santa Claus it's just your mam and dad that leave presents in your sock. If perhaps your dad's been made redundant or something it's quite likely that you'll wake up to an empty sock.
****ing hell man... You've popped my bubble there! Next thing you know you'll be telling me Sunderland play decent football....
Aye but i reckon fatty will drop his usual SD catalogue and supersized **** mug in the parcel too.... Almost like getting a fresh turd in a lit envelope on mischievous night through you letterbox that one.....
If we can get 100,000 fans to petition maybe cameron will debate it in the commons..... Just imagine..... Theres lots of randy toon fans missing the pounding in the brothel and we need to ascertain what the honourable house will do about it! ...... Cue AH in the background shouting 'repped all I could but must spread for others....' lol!
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Pleased there's a bigger one than me. Haven't seen Sidthemackem around for a while, is he still posting on the Sunderland board?
