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Its a Lovely Day,

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RDW1, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. RDW1

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    Look on the brightside, she's got to let you watch the football now. <ok>
     
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  2. lone ranger

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    <laugh> yeah, you'd have to have smoked a lot of crack to think this is somewhere to come for sympathy.

    back to sucking cock for ring pulls then?
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    larpers a bit harsh isnt it brum? ****s sake
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    I prefer the excitement in convincing her to have a bath, a nice long bath - she thinks I'm being sweet & romantic but really I just want her out the way to watch the football in peace. I will still watch the football but will get no silence from her.
     
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  5. RDW1

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    Molton Browne bath stuff always works for MrsW.
    gets me hours of peace n quiet.
     
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  6. Castleger

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    You get excited trying to convince her to have a bath<laugh><laugh>

    Stick that on your C.V. as one of your hobbies, you'll be earing again in no time, or in the next bed to B-Celtic's mother-in-law<laugh>
     
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  7. Bhoy From Brum

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    Has to be organic,natural stuff.

    A lush bathbomb, Burts Bees soap & Dead Sea Magik shampoo <ok>
     
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  8. Castleger

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    Carbolic soap and steel wool and make sure she gets right in the crack<ok>
     
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  9. was in the bad gorbals sorry old gorbals on sunday gettin a bit of dope. the guy met us ootside his high rise, he says 2 seconds lads. fones his burd and she flings the bit of dope 15 stories down <laugh>

    very good business
     
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  10. Castleger

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    Nev, they don't **** about round here

    a couple of years back we had a ****ing nutter from the high flats shooting at us in the work. We're standing in the smoking shelter ****in dodging air rifle pellets. Police got him and rifle, our work had CCTV footage, court verdict.....Not Proven
     
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  11. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure the 6 inch IRA tattoo on my chest will go down well <doh>
     
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  12. bet the **** tried to claim travel expenses to get to the sheriff <laugh> am not even jokin
     
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  13. Castleger

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    <laugh>

    Wouldnae surprise me round her Nev

    It's like the ****in land that time forgot
     
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  14. Bhoy From Brum

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    Bout 4 years ago some **** was on the roof at the top of our road with a crossbow.

    We were going the boozer & causually left the house only to be grabbed by an armed copper & taken to the top of the road where they explained the situation. The road was closed & they soon stopped people trying to leave their homes.

    Few drinks later we headed back home & the police were just removing the tape & ****ing off.

    "Caught him then did you?"

    "No we haven't seen or heard him in the last hour, we think he probably climbed down the other side & got away down the next round" <doh>

    They gave up & ****ed off basicaly. Why were the police not down the next road cutting off all his exits???
     
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  15. Castleger

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    He maybe ran out of arrows, were you drinking cider in the pub?
     
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  16. Bhoy From Brum

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    No rum & coke
     
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  17. Castleger

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    good, cause it make a hell of a mess of the bar, ****in arrows and splinters everywhere<whistle>
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    not neccesarily <laugh>
     
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    Aye, good shout B. <doh>

    ****.
     
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