The only thing to do for Everton and Forest is to change their names to Manchester City and then they can carry on breaching financial rules with impunity
West Ham losing in the cup to Bristol City and are down to 10 men ... a beautiful straight red card tbf
There’s something poetic about the porn kings being turned over by Bristol City. Massive Bristols tonight
I watch a lot of MLS and they may not like to admit it. Americans are now crazy about it. But that section banging drums all the time during the game!? Yikes!
A date has been set for Man City's hearing, but the EPL cannot reveal what it is. I'm hearing rumours it's pencilled in for the day after the Gulf runs out of fossil fuels.
Given the excuse is there's over 100 charges instead of the one Everton or Forest were done for, that's too soon The week after the heat death of the Solar System is far more likely
Before you ask, yes, the Twatpies are already trying to spin this into a conspiracy about the Premier League trying to keep them down...
They need practice on how to FFP Sugga Daddy FCs, but have obviously left it far to late for Citeh. So perhaps they sanctioned the Toon deal for future "target practice" (still a conspiracy - but for a far nobler cause) .
Technically they can use Chelsea given it's a different billionaire owning them, so they can always practise on them and claim it's different to the billionaire they did nothing about
Oh good, once again I can ask how Sky bet is even legal - but from a very different angle to the usual one
STEP 1 Cut ½ a lime into four small wedges. Squeeze the juice from two of the wedges into a tall glass. Drop the remaining wedges into the glass and fill with ice. Pour in the rum then fill up with cola and stir gently. STEP 2 Having taken a sip from your glass, deposit the contents of your mouth all over the nearest surface when you read the following excerpt from an article about Jordan Henderson's time in Saudi Arabia
